A wacky food for swimmers

You will need;

Mud,

grass,

gladwrap,

a drink bottle,

chocolate crystals,

Fanta,

cocoa,

lemonade,

L and P,

candy snakes,

party mix,

butterfly poo,

noodles

a hint of snot

and a bit of rat tail.

1. You need to put your mud and grass into a pot with the noodles and mix through it good so you can see a blue colour rise up.
2. Put the pot on the stove and leave the stove for 20 minutes then place the pot on it leave the pot for 30 seconds NO  longer.
3. Once the pot is ready grab the drink bottle and put the Fanta, cocoa, lemonade and L and P in it and mix for 10 seconds then shake. Add this to pot.
4. The colour should turn out orange or yellow at this point the butterfly poo needs to be added along with the party mix and a little snot. Mix this.
5. Wrap the pot in glad wrap put it on the stove again for 10 minutes ONLY .
6. When this is finished put it in a tray  in the oven at 180 degrees leave it for 5 minutes.
7. Sprinkle the chocolate crystals all over it with the candy snakes and instead of a little rat tail a lot just to make it better.
8. Chop it up their you go the best wacky food around SWIMMERS listen up have this and you are guaranteed 1st place.